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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career is essentially a slide deck waiting to be auto-generated.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet poet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning buzzwords into expensive billable hours.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYGEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect roadmaps in milliseconds
You sell vague roadmaps to clients via PowerPoint slides. A large language model does this faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while lying about technical feasibility.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors and chat agents harvest client needs during initial meetings.
Month 3
Visual AI engines replace your time spent formatting templates.
Month 7
Logic algorithms replace your manual pipeline estimation and forecasting.
Month 10
Decision-making bots bypass your long internal stakeholder meetings.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the engine handles the entire lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
400
Slides produced per day
99%
Buzzword density
0%
Meaningful output
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide-template library.
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