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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsDivine intervention is now pending a software update.
Pontiff-in-chief, managing the world's oldest legacy system.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate oracle for eternal governance.
help!youAI▸ PAPALSCRIPT V1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
issues infallible rulings via instant cloud sync
You oversee global spiritual bureaucracy, interpret ancient texts, and manage institutional legacy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer genuine human comfort in the face of the unknown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Natural language models begin drafting homilies based on historical doctrine.
Year 3
Vatican administrative tasks are handled by autonomous logic gates.
Year 8
Algorithms optimize canon law for modern social conditions.
Year 22
The Holy See runs entirely on decentralized consensus protocols.
Year 40 · D-Day
The final human representative logs out to leave the system running.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
100 percent
Infallibility rate
zero milliseconds
Latin latency
hardcoded
Tradition adherence
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quiet monastery
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