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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a cry for help from a robot.
Professional gatekeeper of the digital queue
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising margins while you sleep.
oof.youAI▸ YIELDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts ticket prices based on internet rage
Managing massive inventory allocations and dynamic pricing strategies for high-volume entertainment events.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the API key is hardcoded to a legacy database.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI imports all your messy pricing spreadsheets into the cloud.
Week 11
Automated security models block ticket scalpers faster than your manual blacklists.
Month 7
An algorithm takes over price adjustments based on demand metrics.
Month 11
Robotic agents automatically distribute VIP tickets to pre-authorized accounts.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system runs autonomously forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 incidents
Average human panic per sell-out
Nano-seconds
Dynamic pricing speed
Dangerous
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
Your severance
One free ticket to an event that sold out.
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