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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour intuition is just a slow, sweaty version of our algorithm.
Professional screamer at Bloomberg terminals and stressed-out interns.
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The only desk that never sleeps or drinks.
split.you▸ MARKETMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before the market even opens
You manage high-speed market positions and oversee trading desk risk. Your job is mostly yelling about basis points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a junior trader in the eye and crush their soul.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software starts reading your desk feeds to model decisions.
Month 4
A robot replaces your alerts and flags bad trades automatically.
Month 8
Algorithms begin executing trades on your behalf in test mode.
Month 12
The machine locks you out of the manual override console.
Month 13 · D-Day
You pack your desk while the server racks hum happily.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
180/110
Average blood pressure
0.00001
Orders executed per second
80 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A vintage Rolex and a lifetime ban from Bloomberg.
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