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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour board deck is just a text prompt waiting to happen.
Expert in hedging risk while creating new professional anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predictive hedging that actually hits the target.
splat.you▸ OMNITRADE V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autocorrects energy portfolios during board presentations
You manage energy hedging strategies and operational risk while pitching clean power solutions to stakeholders and investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the investors are about to panic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts generating your board decks from live trading data.
Month 6
Machine learning agents take over the routine daily position balancing.
Month 12
Deepfake avatars begin handling the routine client and industry calls.
Month 16
Centralized neural networks define all operational risk thresholds.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the entire business without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
Zero sleep
Market volatility handled
Infinite
Board deck slide count
Non-human
Risk assessment accuracy
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a boutique meditation app.
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