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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour slides contain more optimism than the clinical trial data.
Expert in turning scientific failure into successful slide decks.
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You manage vaccine project timelines, write grant applications, and interpret complex trial results for board approval.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a controversial project outcome to a skeptical board member.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI digests all literature and writes your summaries automatically.
Month 6
Models predict and write successful grant proposals based on data.
Month 13
Automated tools turn trial failures into acceptable strategic pivots.
Year 1.9
Management dashboards replace your human oversight of research groups.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the research lab without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
24 percent
Grant success rate
92 percent
Board meeting boredom
6 cups
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital journals.
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