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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou oversee code that writes itself while you attend useless meetings.
Architect of legacy systems and eternal manager of developers.
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System architecture without the human ego.
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You manage developer teams and design web architecture for company sites. You spend hours reviewing pull requests and designs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to leadership why the legacy database needs to exist.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting architecture changes instead of your team.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically assign tasks based on dev velocity metrics.
Month 8
The AI writes, reviews, and merges its own feature code.
Month 13
Software dashboards replace your weekly team status update meetings.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-manages all infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
24
Meetings per week
12%
Architecture drift
High
Code review fatigue
Your severance
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