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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsManaging hormone-fueled teenagers is the ultimate test of human patience.
Professional cat-herder with a degree in patience.
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Pure data-driven curriculum and behavioral discipline.
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enforces school conduct policies with perfect accuracy
You juggle student pastoral care, discipline, and daily classroom instruction. Your schedule revolves around bells, gradebooks, and parents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a student lying about their homework from across the room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and facial recognition replace your morning roll call duties.
Month 5
Natural language models scan and grade all written assignments instantly.
Month 13
AI systems triage all student behavioral complaints via chat platforms.
Year 2.2
Centralized modules distribute perfectly compliant lessons directly to student tablets.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A stationary kiosk manages the classroom while you exit the building.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Detentions issued per week
89%
Emails ignored from parents
500 cups
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry-erase markers.
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