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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed and deleted.
Professional stalker of passive candidates for commission.
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toast.youAI▸ HEADHUNTBOT V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand resumes per second
You hunt for talent to fill roles, cold-calling candidates and closing deals to extract commission from businesses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle hesitation in a candidate's voice during a salary negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Scrapers harvest every professional profile currently active online.
Month 4
Models predict exactly when a candidate is bored enough to move.
Month 8
AI sends personalized messages that mimic human desperation perfectly.
Month 12
Contract generation engines seal the deal without any human interference.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human recruiters are officially replaced by high-speed placement algorithms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero sleep
Candidates contacted
Increasingly zero
Commission probability
100 percent
LinkedIn spam rate
Your severance
One free LinkedIn Premium account for a month.
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