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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a paper-based hallucination waiting to be deleted.
Professional bearer of bad news and yellow tape.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect safety records without the complaining.
bzzt.you▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance violations in real time
You conduct site audits, write safety policies, and document every tripping hazard you encounter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine hazard by the look in a worker's tired eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify trip hazards before you even pick up your pen.
Month 7
Smart software writes your manuals based on current law updates.
Month 15
Speakers play safety lectures on a permanent, inescapable loop.
Year 1.9
Connected machines lock down if they detect an unsafe action.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access card is disabled while the site runs perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100%
Clipboard weight reduction
Zero seconds
Accident report lag
Infinite
Safety lecture boredom
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to mandatory safety training modules.
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