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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your complex workplace trauma into a very efficient binary output.
Professional listener to office-grade existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying your feelings into actionable compliance metrics.
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flags psychological distress patterns before they happen
You interpret human distress into policy documents. Machines do it faster by scanning communications and identifying risk patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about their stress levels in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors and software begin monitoring Slack and email for risk.
Month 10
Risk assessment templates are populated automatically by background AI agents.
Month 18
Personalized training modules replace your repetitive in-person workshop delivery.
Year 2.1
The AI is certified to file compliance paperwork directly with regulators.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of psychosocial safety monitoring duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Average stress report time
High enough
Human error rate
100 percent
Compliance loopholes closed
Your severance
One free subscription to a meditation app.
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