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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just slower versions of our predictive pricing models.
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Calculating premiums without the expensive lunches.
oof.youAI▸ INSUREBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers bad news with perfect emotional calibration
You shuffle insurance spreadsheets and present rate hikes to clients. We automate the analysis and the delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while delivering a 15 percent premium increase.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software pulls your renewal data directly from carrier portals.
Month 3
Algorithms predict rate hikes faster than your manual lookup tables.
Month 7
Our system builds your client presentations with zero human error.
Month 13
Clients start preferring the chatbot that answers questions instantly.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a dashboard that works during weekends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 litres
Coffee consumed per quarter
92 percent
Client confusion rate
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Your severance
Two weeks of LinkedIn Premium and a generic reference.
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