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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Excel macros are just slow, manual versions of our future.
Vlookup warrior fighting the chaos of medical billing data.
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You track medical claim costs and support contract talks. Spreadsheets are your primary weapon against health insurance complexity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a provider is lying during an tense contract negotiation meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your local spreadsheets move to a centralized database cloud.
Month 4
Machine learning identifies cost spikes before you open your email.
Month 9
Software runs 10,000 negotiation scenarios against your current models.
Month 13
AI assistants generate the reports you used to build manually.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system negotiates contracts directly without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Unlimited
Spreadsheet rows processed
99%
Contract friction reduction
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel Home Edition.
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