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Will AI replace Health Economics Consultant jobs? · Latest report #dgcauu6a
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your mountain of evidence synthesis into a single line of code.
Evidence synth expert with a passion for Markov chains.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated market access and evidence generation.
bzzt.you▸ SYNTHSYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect p-values while you sleep
You hunt for clinical trial data and run statistical models to justify drug pricing for pharmaceutical firms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend an arbitrary assumption during a tense meeting with a regulator.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots start scraping journals to build evidence matrices without you.
Month 4
Software writes the cost-utility scripts that previously took you weeks.
Month 8
AI-generated reports now handle all the boring summary prose.
Month 13
Regulatory checking engines ensure your models never deviate from norms.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human consultant is replaced by a batch job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
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Manual literature reviews
10,000
Model iterations per hour
None
Coffee consumption
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