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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling peace of mind using spreadsheets and a very fake smile.
Expert at explaining deductibles that nobody actually understands.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing policies while you sleep.
help!youAI▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters lead lists faster than humanly possible
You spend your days cold-calling prospects and navigating complex coverage tiers to close policy sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is about to hang up and adjust your tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts calling leads based on optimal connection probability patterns.
Month 4
AI models learn to mirror your best sales pitches in real-time.
Month 8
Automated systems handle policy signups without human intervention.
Month 13
The software updates client data faster than you could ever type.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a polite email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
98 percent
Call rejection rate
too high
Coverage complexity score
excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a lead-generating software suite.
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