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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell misery as a strategy and wonder why you are redundant.
Professional architect of corporate cost-shaving and employee misery
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cold math for cold financial outcomes
oof.you▸ BENEFITOPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates the exact point of employee attrition
You pitch high-deductible plans to corporations to cut their costs. You balance math against employee health outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a boardroom with a straight face while sweating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans historical claims data to model cheaper scenarios.
Month 4
Automated models generate the perfect slide deck for cost reduction.
Month 7
Software replaces your relationship by talking directly to payroll systems.
Month 12
The system haggles with insurance carriers at machine speed.
Month 18 · D-Day
Client corporations fire you and turn on the software license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
14 percent
Annual premium savings pitch
92 percent
Average client cynicism score
40 plus
Hours spent in Excel
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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