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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced paperwork is a hobby, not a high-stakes legal career.
Professional whisperer of profitable policy loopholes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bribing bureaucrats with pure data efficiency.
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bypasses ethics committees using predictive sentiment models
You draft legislation and lobby officials to protect insurance interests. Your day involves drafting language and persuasive meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the bribe is insufficient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language generation software writes your bills in seconds.
Month 5
Bots simulate constituent pressure to influence voting blocks.
Month 13
Algorithms predict lobby targets better than your intuition.
Month 21
Smart agents book and conduct digital lobby sessions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A terminal handles all legislative interaction without human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
Excessive
Average bribe cost
Zero
Policy drafts per hour
99%
Legislator eyes glazed over
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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