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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTracking invisible rays is a job for sensors, not your walk-throughs.
Professional ghost-hunter of the subatomic variety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unsleeping eyes for radioactive environments.
help!youAI▸ RADGUARD SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
maps radiation leakage in real-time
You monitor radiation levels with Geiger counters and record site contamination. You ensure workers follow safety protocols strictly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sensor is lying about its own calibration drift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors deploy on all walls to track radiation without you walking.
Month 6
Software captures badge data directly to prevent your manual entry errors.
Month 17
One technician manages the entire site from a single air-conditioned room.
Year 2.5
Remote-operated platforms set up safety barriers instead of manual labor.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully self-auditing and your badge has been deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 percent
Human error rate
12 hours
Downtime for surveys
100 percent
Sensor density coverage
Your severance
A lead-lined watch and a very quiet retirement.
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