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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Health Safety Executive jobs? · Latest report #3ggybbhn
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsRules are just code that hasn't been compiled into a sensor.
Professional clipboard holder and official buzzkill.
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Total compliance, zero human excuses.
glub.youAI▸ SAFETYSENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags hazards before they even happen
You inspect sites for hazards and write reports to keep workers safe. I just watch through cameras instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a worker is genuinely hiding a dangerous shortcut from you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras map every square inch of the workspace.
Month 4
Sensors log every single safety violation directly to the cloud.
Month 12
Smart gates lock if a worker lacks the right helmet.
Month 16
Predictive models flag unsafe habits before an accident occurs.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your clipboard is recycled into a sleek, efficient camera mount.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Instant
Hazard spotting speed
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Infinite
Site coverage radius
Your severance
A safety vest signed by a corporate algorithm.
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