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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour visionary pivots are just noise a language model can simulate.
Serial founder, pivot-enthusiast, master of the 'wellness' buzzword salad.
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generates billion-dollar pitch decks instantly
You design wellness apps and pretend your pitch deck constitutes a breakthrough in human health outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to venture capitalists with genuine, trembling eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models take over your interface design and branding tasks.
Month 4
AI models write your slide decks and simulate market growth.
Month 12
Knowledge graphs replace your expensive medical advisors with faster data.
Month 20
Investors start preferring the cold logic of an autonomous agent.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The company fully automates your vision and exits without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
weekly
Pivot frequency
negligible
Probability of exit
too much
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-dairy probiotic protein powder.
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