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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYou track the disruption of others until your own desk is emptied.
Professional rumor-mill operator for the health tech venture class.
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bzzt.youAI▸ TRENDMONITOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates industry scoops before the embargo lifts
You chase funding news and interview founders. You synthesize industry trends into articles for business trade publications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a founder is lying about their MRR during a panel.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scrape all funding databases for instant deal detection.
Month 3
Software identifies patterns in VC funding flows before you read them.
Month 6
The AI writes your trend reports using the last decade of data.
Month 10
Digital avatars host your panels and summarise the key insights.
Month 15 · D-Day
The final reporter login is revoked to save electricity.
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