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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsJudging medical software is just reading PDFs until you retire.
Professional PDF reader and clinical data skeptist.
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Approving efficacy without the human bias.
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flags compliance errors in nanoseconds
You review clinical trial data and software efficacy reports to decide if hospitals should buy new medical tech. You spend your days checking compliance, data integrity, and regulatory alignment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a doctor is faking the clinical results.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts parsing your regulatory PDFs at light speed.
Month 5
Sensors identify compliance gaps you usually miss after lunch.
Month 10
The machine generates the evaluation documents in your writing style.
Month 15
Hospital boards accept the AI reports without asking for you.
Month 21 · D-Day
You are logged out and the evaluation server is automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
450
PDFs processed hourly
3
Coffee cups per review
0
Compliance loopholes found
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