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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSelling overpriced bandages to hospitals is just high-stakes email tag.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for hospital procurement.
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no no noyouAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates renewals without waiting for human approval
You track supply inventory and convince hospital procurement teams to sign renewal contracts for medical equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a surgeon is having a genuinely bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your CRM data is moved to a predictive analysis model.
Month 8
Software emails clients directly to trigger contract renewals.
Month 17
Real-time hospital sensors order supplies without human middle-management.
Year 2.3
AI negotiators handle pricing discussions with hospital purchasing departments.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
12 gallons
Quarterly coffee intake
99 percent
Emails ignored by surgeons
42 percent
Contract renewal probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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