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May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTraining your model on patient data is just outsourcing your own redundancy.
Serial founder, pivot-enthusiast, and professional PowerPoint architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated capital allocation and model iteration.
toast.youAI▸ FOUNDRYLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes equity dilution in real time
You pitch VCs, hunt for data partnerships, and manage burnout in your small development team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to keep the lights on.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes competitor funding data to adjust your strategic positioning.
Month 7
AI models generate pitch decks that match current investor risk appetites.
Month 15
Regulatory bots handle HIPAA filings faster than your legal team.
Year 1.9
Deepfake avatars manage investor relations without your physical presence.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The algorithm executes a final buyout and liquidates your company assets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
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Pitch deck slide count
1100
Days until Series A
Excessive
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
One free subscription to a failed SaaS platform.
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