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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsConfiguring medical charts to make doctors miss their lunch breaks faster.
Master of Epic builds and clinical workflow headaches.
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The end of manual clinical workflow builds.
split.youAI▸ EHR-AUTOMATOR X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resolves tickets by predicting doctor clinical needs
You build and maintain electronic health record workflows while wrestling with complex medical software configurations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can interpret the cryptic error message when a physician messes up their own dashboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
New agents automatically map user requests to standard configuration templates.
Month 3
Background bots run thousands of regression tests after every system update.
Month 7
User permissioning and access requests are fully handled by identity software.
Month 11
Logic errors automatically patch themselves based on historical triage data.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system configures itself without human analysts ever touching the keyboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Infinite
Ticket backlog depth
Excessive
Clinical user complaints
Zero-tolerance
Build logic errors
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud-based spreadsheet program.
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