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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint slides are just tombstones for your professional relevance.
Senior slide-architect and expert in pivot-table-based-prophecy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning whiteboards into bottom lines faster.
oof.you▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fifty-slide decks in three seconds
You build digital product strategy decks and audit clinical workflows for healthcare organizations. Your job is mostly slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about project timelines.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI quietly scrapes all your previous presentation slide templates.
Month 4
Software tracks actual clinical clicks instead of asking staff questions.
Month 9
The AI writes better strategy conclusions than you ever did.
Month 14
Stakeholders prefer the machine's faster and cheaper slide delivery.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
Slides built weekly
zero
Meaningful insights provided
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deck
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to PowerPoint premium templates.
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