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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting a data lake.
Master of cost centers and pivot table prayer circles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Numbers never need a coffee break.
help!youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire hospital ledgers in seconds
You track department budgets and medical billing data. You explain cost variances to stressed hospital directors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret why the department head insisted on that weird software purchase.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software scrubs your messy billing files automatically.
Month 6
Algorithms predict cost overruns before you even notice.
Month 12
Directors stop asking you for data and check the screen.
Month 16
Software suggests the budget cuts you used to defend.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked to save the department money.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
400+
Spreadsheet tabs managed
Chronic
Budget variance panic level
98%
Meeting minutes ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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