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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human translation layer between a database and anxiety.
Professional listener and expert at being put on hold.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patient satisfaction without the sighs.
sluurp.you▸ MEDROUTE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes patient queues at light speed
You triage patient calls, verify insurance, and route tickets to clinical teams using legacy software portals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific nuance of a frightened voice that a sensor currently misses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your call logs are fed into a machine learning model.
Month 4
The AI drafts responses while you press the send button.
Month 8
Automated voice agents handle routine inquiries and insurance verification tasks.
Month 12
The system routes tickets directly to clinical specialists autonomously.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero seconds
Call hold time
99.8 percent
Empathy simulation
Nonexistent
Ticket misrouting
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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