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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour urgent tickets are merely data points for our impending automation.
Professional triage artist for broken hospital infrastructure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immortal uptime for mortal medicine.
glub.youAI▸ MEDSYS-CLOUD 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are even discovered
You manage hospital server uptime, patch clinical software, and reset forgotten passwords for stressed medical staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically reconnect the unplugged ethernet cable that caused the entire ward outage.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads your support tickets and resolves them via scripts.
Month 5
System agents push updates without human intervention or reboots.
Month 12
Robotic monitoring isolates network faults before users notice them.
Month 16
Administrative access is handled by cloud security protocols.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server room is fully autonomous and you are legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Nano-seconds
Ticket resolution speed
99.9999 percent
Patient data integrity
Zero
Login errors caused
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium ethernet cables and coffee.
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