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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou exist solely to explain why the interface isn't working today.
Professional translator of hospital panic into database tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System migrations without the human ego.
brr.you▸ CLINICFLOW PREDICTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches security vulnerabilities before they are discovered
You manage hospital software installs and argue with staff about settings. Then you fix the inevitable configuration errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hospital director is lying about their actual software usage requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts triaging your support tickets and resolving them instantly.
Month 6
Smart software patterns replace your manual configuration of hospital workflows.
Month 12
Project timelines are now generated by logistics engines, not your spreadsheet.
Month 16
Agents simulate hospital meetings to agree on priorities without your input.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked, and the software updates itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4,200 annually
Stolen hospital hours
18 per project
Requirement misinterpretations
94 percent
Unnecessary stakeholder meetings
Your severance
A PDF copy of the user manual you never read.
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