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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour nine-month relationship is just a glorified data entry bottleneck.
Professional cat-herder of government healthcare loan stakeholders.
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You facilitate government-insured healthcare loans by coordinating dozens of stakeholders over a nine-month period.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the emotional theatre required to make a bureaucracy feel human.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts monitoring stakeholder email threads to map communication patterns.
Month 6
Vision models replace your document review with instant compliance checks.
Month 13
Direct API integration removes the need for human group coordination.
Year 1.9
Algorithms predict loan success rates better than your relationship-based intuition.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system issues all loans without a single human interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
20 groups
Stakeholders per loan
9 months
Average deal latency
14 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Lending Legend'.
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