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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour expensive dinners are about to be replaced by high-speed emails.
Professional whisperer of lucrative policy adjustments
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate donor-free influence engine.
wheee!you▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
influences legislation through precise data bursts
You influence policy through networking and donor events. A machine will do this better by mass-analyzing political sentiment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know exactly when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins drafting targeted emails to all relevant staffers.
Month 4
Software identifies and maps the influence web automatically.
Month 8
Algorithms predict which candidates provide the highest policy yield.
Month 13
Large language models optimize legislative language for mass approval.
Month 18 · D-Day
PolicyBot 9000 goes live and replaces human networking entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
450 per year
Average lunches expensed
1000x faster
Lobbyist-to-bot speed
0.0001 cents
Cost per influence
Your severance
One last steak dinner at the expense of nobody.
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