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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour slides about eye drops are destined for the digital bin.
Strategic decks for optical giants, pending total obsolescence.
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You draft strategic decks for optical giants using clinical data. You present these to executives to drive product adoption.
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You can sense when a CEO is actually listening versus just waiting for lunch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal marketing files are indexed by a local LLM agent.
Month 5
The AI starts writing first drafts of your pitch decks.
Month 10
Executives start trusting the machine's projections over your human intuition.
Month 20
Regulatory compliance is automated through direct API access to health databases.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You receive a final email written by the algorithm that replaces you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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