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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your slide deck into a hallucination that actually closes deals.
Professional slide-juggler and buzzword enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides that sell without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ STRATEGIST-V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect slide decks in seconds
You spend all day crafting client decks and analyzing pharmaceutical reach data. It is PowerPoint theater for boardrooms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven decks replace your manual slide drafting process.
Month 6
Real-time data feeds kill your manual campaign reports.
Month 13
Bots handle routine client email check-ins and updates.
Month 21
Predictive models suggest better media spend than you ever could.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your role is fully folded into the central analytics engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
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Average deck revision cycles
3 liters
Coffee consumed per strategy
78%
Time spent in useless meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one expired Starbucks card.
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