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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthSelling vaccine fear, one spreadsheet at a time, until the algorithm decides.
Professional doom-caster for the respiratory season.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk assessment without the human moral baggage.
oof.youAI▸ INSURELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates premiums based on real-time viral data
You model risk and set premiums for vaccine-focused insurance plans. You analyze health data to predict policy costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate a borderline case with a human client over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull health data faster than you can open Excel.
Month 8
Risk algorithms replace your manual analysis of policy pricing.
Month 16
Systems negotiate coverage directly with clinics without your oversight.
Year 2.2
Machines generate and issue insurance contracts instantly.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The logic engine runs the entire insurance department solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Instantaneous
Risk assessment speed
Zero
Empathy level
Nonexistent
Bureaucracy cost
Your severance
One free flu shot and a LinkedIn recommendation.
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