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May 26, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell digital Band-Aids for problems that actually require doctors.
Professional visionary (mostly stock options, emotionally disconnected from coding).
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The board prefers our quarterly margins.
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delivers investor earnings call in binary
You manage investor relations, board meetings, and high-level strategy while promising that your software solves systemic medical issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist about your ARR with total facial composure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent consumes all your internal emails to mimic your tone.
Month 4
The machine attends all meetings and generates perfectly optimistic forecast reports.
Month 12
A refined algorithm handles hospital contract renewals without human intervention.
Year 2
The system generates quarterly letters and handles all analyst Q&A sessions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board votes to replace you with a dedicated server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.6%
180 hours
Annual board meeting hours
98 percent
Buzzword density per slide
30 days
Time spent in airport lounges
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a cold handshake.
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