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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou bridge the gap between broken legacy code and terrified doctors.
Professional translator for hospitals that hate their own software.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System configuration without the human headache.
sluurp.you▸ CLINICFLOW-AUTOMATON V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches clinical bugs while you sleep
You configure clinical software settings and train stressed hospital staff on how to click buttons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked department head while their patient data is currently missing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models automate the mapping of your messy database schemas.
Month 4
Interactive video avatars replace your tedious hour-long training sessions.
Month 9
Neural nets predict and fix integration errors before they manifest.
Month 15
Cloud-based deployment scripts handle go-live weekends without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and hospital staff prefer the silence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average training hours wasted
19 percent
Systems misconfigured by humans
112
Clinician eye-rolls per session
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