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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsMapping HL7 packets is a job for a machine, not your ego.
Clinical translator of broken code and desperate system admins.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated healing for broken health systems.
stretchy.youAI▸ MEDQUEUE OPTIMIZER 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects corrupted hospital data streams
You troubleshoot hospital system outages by digging through proprietary logs and HL7 message queues. Your primary value is translating clinical downtime into developer-readable tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell a distraught hospital admin that their system is dying with empathy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins indexing your successful ticket resolutions to create a diagnostic heuristic database.
Week 12
Routine database repair scripts replace your manual SQL query execution for common record corruption.
Month 6
Autonomous agents proactively identify and patch HL7 transmission failures before hospital staff even notice.
Month 10
Proprietary interfaces are upgraded to allow the machine to directly manipulate hospital server environments.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human support is disabled globally as the system achieves zero-touch infrastructure maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.9%
HL7 error resolution rate
100%
Human emotional fatigue
1400
Tickets closed per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based tranquility apps.
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