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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou sell imaginary health outcomes to investors who never check them.
Serial founder, pivot enthusiast, professional burn-rate optimizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing exits without the pesky empathy requirement.
squeeze.youAI▸ CEO-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that never decline
You pitch vision decks for non-existent medical tech and burn venture capital on office snacks and failed pivots.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at lying to board members with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes investor profiles to generate perfectly tailored pitch decks.
Month 5
Smart bots identify and poach cheap, desperate talent for your empty vision.
Month 13
Real-time cost controls fire employees automatically when the bank balance dips.
Year 1.9
Pattern recognition identifies when your startup is failing and shifts to crypto.
Year 3 · D-Day
An algorithm assumes the CEO role and liquidates everything for a tax write-off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
3 months
Average pivot frequency
0.04%
Burn rate efficiency
42
Investors ghosted
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a retreat in Bali.
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