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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning human life into an Excel spreadsheet since the quarterly bonus.
Professional architect of complex medical misery spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating the precise cost of human mortality.
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recalculates loss ratios before the meeting ends
You model policy outcomes and network costs. You stare at medical loss ratios until your eyes blur.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the quarterly health data contradicts the physical reality on ground.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software extracts clinical utilization patterns directly from hospital billing codes.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your Excel sheets with real-time risk assessment engines.
Month 12
Bot-driven platforms set reimbursement rates based on objective cost metrics.
Month 16
The AI dictates network strategy without the need for human slide decks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your strategic decision-making process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
402
Spreadsheets broken annually
2400
Hours spent in alignment meetings
4%
Accurate predictions made
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow good luck.
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