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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou teach doctors to use software they already hate using.
Professional translator for hospitals' most confusing error screens.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System intuition for the busy clinician.
sluurp.you▸ DOCPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-emptively patches bugs during clinical rounds
You explain electronic health record navigation to clinicians. You translate technical system updates into clinical workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a doctor decides to ignore the software entirely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart overlays guide staff through menus without needing a human coach.
Month 3
New hires learn systems through adaptive AI modules instead of classrooms.
Month 8
Role-based access is granted instantly by analyzing real work habits.
Month 13
Software features explain themselves through context-aware mini-tutorials for staff.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of clinical navigation training.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
4,200 annually
Tears shed during EMR training
112
Click-throughs per patient visit
890
Hours spent explaining reset buttons
Your severance
One free subscription to a stress-relief app.
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