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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour emotional pitch for a bulldozer is just a search query now.
Professional dream seller of large yellow metal things.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the lunch meetings
bzzt.youAI▸ SALEBOT HEAVY LOGIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters lead quality with cold market data
You pitch massive excavators and loaders to contractors. You track leads and manage the finance and lease paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a buyer is actually going to sign the lease.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your inventory is ported to a fully searchable data portal.
Month 5
Machine learning adjusts pricing to beat every competitor daily.
Month 10
Drones capture terrain data to recommend equipment without your visit.
Month 20
Contracts generate and sign themselves based on credit score telemetry.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site closes its doors to all human sales staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
78 USD
Average lunch spent per lead
90 percent
Time spent talking about specs
4 cups
Coffee intake per sale
Your severance
A plastic toy scale model of a backhoe.
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