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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour giant gun is a heavy, expensive, and loud redundancy.
Professional mercenary and connoisseur of high-caliber ballistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior fire suppression without the snack breaks.
bzzt.you▸ SASHA-OS 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers sustained suppressing fire indefinitely
You provide constant suppressive fire and area denial using a heavy machine gun. You are the team's anchor.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the terrifying physical presence that makes opponents physically fear rounding the corner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify high-value targets to reduce wasted ammunition.
Month 3
Automated jigs handle weapon maintenance and cleaning processes.
Month 15
Turrets replace manual aiming with vision-guided targeting systems.
Year 2.5
Wheeled mounts remove the need for human hauling weight.
Year 4 · D-Day
Fully autonomous firing units eliminate the need for human operators.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Average damage per second
High
Sandvich consumption rate
Zero
Spin-up latency in milliseconds
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-perishable lunch meat.
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