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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour alpha is just a fancy word for a slow algorithm.
Professional gambler with a suit and a LinkedIn.
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Superior returns without the ego or bonus.
help!you▸ QUANTCORE ALPHA-GEN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire fund before market open
You manage portfolios, chase market volatility, and convince investors to trust your instincts over basic statistical math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to an investor with a charming smile and a martini.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors and news scrapers replace your morning terminal ritual.
Month 6
Deep learning models replicate your gut instinct trading strategies.
Month 13
Generative agents draft perfectly persuasive letters for your investors.
Month 19
Market-access software executes trades without your clumsy human hesitation.
Month 22 · D-Day
The fund runs entirely on autonomous logic and efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Excessive
Average ego per trade
Too slow
Human decision latency
High
Annual golf handicap cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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