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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour alpha is just a random number generator with a suit.
Professional gambler with a CFA and a god complex.
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Superior returns without the expensive lunch.
bzzt.youAI▸ QUANTCORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades before the news even hits
You manage portfolios, analyze market trends, and make high-stakes allocation decisions based on complex data models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to keep the capital flowing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot maps your internal trade history and market datasets.
Month 5
QuantCore runs shadow portfolios against your actual current strategy.
Month 10
Automated reporting portals replace your quarterly investor calls.
Month 15
The algorithm executes trades directly without your manual approval.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked as the fund goes fully robotic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
7 percent
Average return
5 liters
Coffee consumed
Max
Ego volume
Your severance
A final subscription to a premium stock screener.
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