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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsPredicting the market is hard but replacing your gut is easy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating your career with statistically significant precision.
no no noyou▸ ALPHAQUANT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency rebalancing before market open
You monitor volatile asset classes and adjust position sizing based on macro signals. Algorithms do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to limited partners with a straight face during a drawdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time sentiment from every global financial news outlet.
Month 5
Smart agents identify liquidity gaps and place trades without human hesitation.
Month 9
Neural nets write your investor letters using perfectly optimistic language patterns.
Month 15
Advanced software manages leverage limits far better than your nervous system.
Month 22 · D-Day
The fund fires the human to reduce management fees to zero.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 percent
Average alpha decay rate
too high
Human error in slippage
12 milliseconds
Latency advantage
Your severance
One complimentary subscription to a high-end golf club.
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