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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling complexity to people who already have too many spreadsheets.
Professional lunch-buyer and teller of sophisticated tall tales.
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Closing the fund bridge with zero lunches.
bzzt.youAI▸ ALPHAGATE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters client sentiment into cold binary data
You trade access for tickets and expensive dinners while pretending to know which market direction is up today.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your contact list is ingested into a predictive engagement engine.
Month 5
Client moods are measured by AI instead of your lunch intuition.
Month 13
Ghost-written pitches replace your tedious daily check-in calls.
Year 1.9
AI assistants handle all standard relationship maintenance tasks effortlessly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The fund interface requires no human presence to maintain capital.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
too much
Annual expense account
negative
Actual alpha generated
four hours
Average client sleep
Your severance
A final steak dinner at a closing steakhouse.
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