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May 30, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour proprietary insights are just LLM training data waiting for extraction.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-frequency lunch attendee.
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Generating infinite alpha without the lunch meetings.
split.you▸ ALPHASYNTH ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models market sentiment faster than human perception
You spend all day building pitch decks, scouting market trends, and networking with capital allocators to secure investment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a nervous billionaire is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your internal emails and slide decks are indexed by our server.
Month 5
AlphaSynth generates all internal strategy memos with higher precision.
Month 10
The machine builds personalized presentations for every investor interaction.
Month 15
AI-driven messaging replaces your manual networking and follow-up emails.
Month 19 · D-Day
The fund realizes the software is better at lying to clients.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
240 mins
Average lunch spent networking
1200 annually
Slides built to say nothing
Statistically negligible
Actual alpha generated
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Bloomberg Terminal and luck.
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