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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour alpha is just a rounding error in our latency-optimized feed.
Tech-sector gambler with a Bloomberg terminal and high stress.
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Superior execution without the emotional baggage.
oof.youAI▸ ALPHAGEN S-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades at the speed of light
You manage a tech stock portfolio and chase quarterly growth targets using high-frequency data and terminal software.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of bullshitting at a board meeting about why tech crashed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts ingesting your trade history to map patterns.
Month 4
Execution bots take over your routine small-cap tech orders.
Month 8
Algorithms begin outperforming your manual sector picks by 15 percent.
Month 11
The firm disables your manual terminal access to prevent slippage.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a cooling rack for servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400ms
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0 percent
emotional trading errors
100 percent
growth target adherence
Your severance
a complimentary subscription to a mindfulness trading app
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