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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsWait for the patriarch to expire, now with added legal latency.
Professional namesake and future recipient of unearned capital.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Managing your unearned status with ruthless efficiency.
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accelerates inheritance via aggressive litigation
You wait for generational wealth transfer while attempting to maintain dynastic influence over assets.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, baffling talent for spending money you did not earn.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Smart algorithms monitor the trust fund performance daily.
Week 5
Tax software finds new ways to hide your fortune.
Week 10
Deepfake avatars represent you in board meetings flawlessly.
Month 4
AI cleaners erase your social media gaffes permanently.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine becomes the primary executor of the estate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Zero
Average patience
High
Net worth volatility
Negligible
Effort applied
Your severance
A sincere thank you note from the tax authorities.
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